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I fall in love with you

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Can you believe my dog died after eating my canary... AND MY HOMEWORK?
My dog ate my homework.
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Can you believe my dog died after eating my canary... AND MY HOMEWORK?

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I am having a superhighway built in my bedroom.
There was a thermonuclear war!

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Guilty#reststop ate#superhighway#bedroom#thermonuclear@guilty!